EmiMayu Introduction Dialogue (Black-and-White)

Hey there, I’m Kuro-hime! I love pink frilly dresses, girly music, and, above all, Purin-sama, master of the universe!

EmiMayu: GET OUT OF MY INTRODUCTION, STUPID-YUI-TRAITOR!

Purin: Oh nooo~! Kuro-daddy’s aaaangryyy~! XD

EmiMayu: Don’t call me Kuro-daddy either! And stop useing emotes!

Ahem.

So this is my introduction–

Purin: You already said that.

EmiMayu: I know! I was just try to make a fresh start! Now PLEASE be quiet!

Okay, so to start off, I hate all of the things that Purin lied about me liking. ALL OF THEM ARE HORRIBLE.  My favorite colors include–

Purin: You know, Kuro-rin, most people don’t actually CARE about favorite colors.

EmiMayu: IT’S MY INTRODUCTION! NOW WOULD YOU PLEASE BE QUIET?!

Purin: Geeze, no need to fly off the handle, Kuro-chan.

EmiMayu sighs and pinches the bridge of her nose in despair/annoyance.

EmiMayu: As I was saying, favorite colors. They are red, black, orange–

Purin: Wow, orange is a really bright color, Kuro-chama.

EmiMayu: and aquamarine, but I only like the last one because of the old Disney Alice in Wonderland.

Purin: Can you hear me Kuro-daddy?

EmiMayu: As you can tell, me and the stupid-Yui-traitor are not friends. But Yui-traitor started it I swear!

Purin: She really can’t hear me, can she?

Purin notices EmiMayu has earplugs in, and promptly removes them.

EmiMayu: Hey! Those are MY earplugs!

Purin: So THAT’S why you couldn’t hear me! Sneaky Kuro-chan!

EmiMayu’s rage level goes over 9000.

EmiMayu: WHY YOU STUPID, ANNOYING–

Cloud: Hey, g-guys? Let’s just c-c-calm down and–

EmiMayu: NO, YOU CALM DOWN! I’M COMPLETELY CALM!

Purin: Uh-huh. That’s certainly what calm looks like Kuro-daddy! 🙂

EmiMayu: STOP! CALLING! ME! KURO-DADDY!

Cloud: R-R-Riveeer~! Emi and Purin are f-fighting agaaaain~! H-heeeeelllp~!

River: Okay, I’m stopping this before someone get’s hurt.

EmiMayu: Super K.O. Super Magical Pretty Artist Kiiiiccckk!

Purin is K.O.’d.

River: Emi-kun! No dessert for a whole week!

Cloud: I-i-if E-Emi-kun can’t have her dessert, c-can I have it?

EmiMayu: A whole WEEK!? No way!

River: Sure Cloud. Why not? It’ll just go to waste otherwise.

Cloud: Th-thank you, River.

EmiMayu: No way! But Purin still gets her desserts, and SHE started it~!

River walks away.

EmiMayu grabs Cloud and shakes her.

EmiMayu: HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO MEE~! YOU STOLED MAH DESSEEERT!

Cloud: B-but Emi, this way at least you can have a little. I’ll share with you.

EmiMayu: …Fine.

Emi sets Cloud down, and Purin wakes up.

Purin: Urg… my head hurts. So what happened while I was asleep?

EmiMayu: Don’t ask stupid things!

Emi conks Purin on the head, knocking her out a second time.

EmiMayu: Well viewers, this was…hectic. I guess it gives you a pretty good grasp of what I’m like though. Welp, EmiMayu signing out!

Cloud: Bye bye everyone~!

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