Koko’s Revenge (Black-and-White)

Peanut: You know, Koko, if you just try on the mind control device I mean the lollipop-attracting device, it will help you find Mr Lollipop! *thinks to self ‘which I have conveniently hidden from you’*

Koko: …Do you really want me to chase you around with a torch and pitchfork again?

Peanut: No…but just think! You can find Mr Lollipop whenever you lose him and never accidentally suck on his head again!

Koko: Still no. you made me wear a tutu and a headdress! *thinks to self ‘but, if I try it on, I could keep it and later put it on him and make him jump into a pool of jello.’*

Peanut: *big eyes* pwetty pwetty pwease with whipped cream, a cherry, sprinkles, candy, edible glitter, and a cupcake on top…? *grovels at Koko’s feet*

Koko: Um. That will give me cavities. *tries to ignore Peanut’s groveling*

Peanut: ok, then pwetty pwetty pwease with nothing on top?

River says something Koko didn’t catch

Koko: What? Anyway Peanut, I’ll do it on two conditions. You don’t make me do anything stupid, you stop groveling cause it’s annoying me, and I get to keep the mind control device.

Peanut: That’s three conditions.

Koko: Whatever.

Peanut: And why would you want to keep the mind control device for?

Koko glares at Peanut.

Peanut *quickly* ok, ok, I’ll follow your conditions. *thinks to self ‘however weird they may be’*

Koko: so, where is it?

Peanut: Huh? Oh, the mind control device? It’s in this cheese quiche.

Koko eats the cheese quiche

Peanut: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA—cough, cough.

The next day

Peanut: Now Koko, sing “Peanut is wonderful, great, awesome, smart, clever, venerable and everything else” to the tune of “Happy Birthday” over and over.

Koko: *commences to do exactly as Peanut says* Peanut is wonderful, great, awesome, smart, clever, venerable and everything else, Peanut is wonderful, great, awesome, smart, clever, venerable and everything else, Peanut is wonderful, great, awesome, smart, clever, venerable and everything else, Peanut is wonderful, great, awesome, smart, clever, venerable and everything else, Peanut is wonderful, great, awesome, smart, clever, venerable and everything else, Peanut is wonderful, great, awesome, smart, clever, venerable and everything else, Peanut is wonderful, great, awesome, smart, clever, venerable and everything else. . .

Peanut: OK YOU CAN STOP NOW!!!

Koko continues singing.

Peanut: PLEASE STOP!!!

Koko still singing

Peanut: OK, OK, I’M SORRY I MADE YOU DO THAT! NOW PLEASE STOP IT!!! *stomps on the floor*

Koko stops.

Peanut: Finally, peace and quiet.

Five minutes later:

Peanut: . . .Shouldn’t there at least be crickets chirping or something…? It’s too quiet. I’m getting uncomfortable. . . .

One minute later:

Peanut runs around trying to unmute everything.

Peanut: AHH!! WHAT DID I DO?!? *glances at a small red button on the remote controlling Koko* What??? This button says ‘mute world’. *thinks for a second*

Peanut: Ah ha! I know what happened now! I must have dropped the remote earlier and stomped on the mute world button, therefore muting the whole world! *presses the button, unmuting the whole world and releasing Koko from his control*

Koko: That makes no sense. How can you mute the world?!?!?

Peanut: I’m not up to explaining how the technology works right now. I’m going to bed.

Koko: *innocently* Would you like a cookie and a glass of milk before you go?

Peanut: Sure! *gobbles down cookie and glass of milk* Thanks Koko!

Koko: Oh, you don’t need to thank me *cackles evilly*

Peanut: *growing afraid* What did you do…?

Koko: Hmm, well, I snuck the mind control device into that cookie you just ate and it should start working right about now.

Peanut: Uh-oh.

Peanut suddenly bows down low to Koko

Peanut: What may I do for you, Oh Supreme Ruler Koko-chan?

Koko: well, you can start with putting on a bright pink leotard and tutu…

Peanut: Right away, Master!

Koko: And don’t forget the wings!

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