Koko’s Revenge, Number 2: You better watch out, Peanut! (Black-and-White)

Hello people. Koko here. Peanut has been posting lies recently, so to get my revenge, I wrote this dialogue! *evil laughter* Read on and laugh as he becomes my victim!

***

It is a normal day in the studio. River is reading the blog and humming happily, listening to the sounds of everyday life. In other words, listening to Koko screaming at Peanut.

Koko is chasing Peanut around the Studio.

Koko: PEANUT, YOU EVIL PEANUT!!! I SHOULD MAKE YOU INTO PEANUT BUTTER! GET BACK HERE!

Peanut: NEVER! ALSO I’M A TASMANIAN DEVIL. GET YOUR FACTS STRAIGHT! *runs faster*

Koko: ARGH! *waves torch and pitchfork*

Peanut: *screams and keeps running*

Cloud: *comes into the room carrying a tray of cookies* My cookies are done! Oh, and Koko-chan? Why are you screaming–

Koko: PEANUT, WATCH OUT!

Peanut: *ignores her and runs straight into Cloud*

Cloud is knocked flat on her back. The cookies go flying everywhere.

Cloud: Chuu . . . My cookies. . . *is sad* . . .*snuffle*. . .

Koko: *gasps in outrage* PEANUT! I WAS MAD AT YOU BEFORE, BUT NOW YOU’VE MADE CLOUD SAD AND KNOCKED DOWN HER COOKIES! THIS MEANS WAR!!!!!!

Peanut: Pfft. Do your worst, Koko. *runs*

Koko: You will regret those words, Victor . . .

Cloud: . . . Koko-chan?

Koko: Yeah?

Cloud: . . . Why were you screaming?

Koko: . . . *pats Cloud on the head* I’ll tell you when you’re older. *runs off*

Cloud: . . .

Peach: Brrrph. *nuzzles a cookie.*

Cloud: I would, but Peanut knocked all the cookies over. And don’t eat that cookie, Peach, it’s dirty!

***

Peanut runs into his room, locks the seventy-two locks on his door, and hides under the covers.

Peanut: . . . Wait, I forgot something! *closes the protective dome over his bed* There.

Evil Side: The protective dome? What did you do? *is interested*

Conscience: *sighs* What have you done now? *is resigned*

Peanut: None of your business! Now, I’m tired. *goes to sleep*

Evil Side: Conscience, can I invade his mind and look through his thoughts?

Conscience: NO!

Evil Side: Pleeeeeeease?

Conscience: . . . NO.

Evil Side: Pretty please with cherries, whipped cream, and sprinkles on top?

Conscience: Oh, I just remembered I got something for these situations. *Pulls out button* Now, say that again?

Evil Side: Can I look through Peanut’s thoughts even though he banned me from the depths of his mind?

Conscience: *presses button*

Button: NO!!!

Evil Side: Fine. Spoilsport.

***

Koko is listening outside the door.

Koko: Why isn’t he snoring yet?

Snores rock the Studio.

Koko: I spoke too soon. *uses evil power of evil to pick all seventy-two locks and slips into the room*

Evil Side: Hi, Koko, whatcha doing?

Koko: Getting my revenge! *evil laugh*

Evil Side: Oh. Can I have my glue back?

Koko: . . . I kind of used it to glue something to the wall.

Evil Side: *gasps* Nooooooooooooooo!

Koko: I haven’t done it yet! *whispers* Drama queen.

Conscience: . . . Why do you want revenge, Koko-chan? Wouldn’t it make you feel better to just talk to Peanut about it and resolve your differences?

***

What will Koko say to Conscience? Will Evil Side get a peek into Peanut’s mind? And will Peach finally get a cookie? To be continued.

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